Minimal Vader

Finally, a shirt that says, “I breathe dramatically and make questionable parenting choices” — without saying it. This sleek, all-black tee features a *totally original* chest panel design that definitely doesn’t belong to a certain intergalactic authority figure. Minimalist enough to wear to brunch, ominous enough to make your enemies tremble. Force of personality sold separately.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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